
{"id":20274,"date":"2026-01-24T10:36:14","date_gmt":"2026-01-24T10:36:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kezpres.xyz\/novelreading\/cilantro-taste-novel-chapter-24\/"},"modified":"2026-01-24T10:36:14","modified_gmt":"2026-01-24T10:36:14","slug":"cilantro-taste-novel-chapter-24","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kezpres.xyz\/novelreading\/cilantro-taste-novel-chapter-24\/","title":{"rendered":"Cilantro Taste Novel Chapter 24"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1>You Thought Cilantro Was Just a Flavor? It\u2019s Actually My FU, Cheater! by Mark Twain  24<\/h1>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Chapter 5\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Chapter 5\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Monday morning, 9 AM. VP\u2019s office on the 28th floor of StarMed Medical.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Dylan was approving budgets while I watched through the glass-today\u2019s cufflinks were 18K gold with diamonds, bought with trust funds.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>I walked in carrying an Americano and placed a resignation letter in front of him.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>He raised an eyebrow: \u201cJob hopping? What\u2019s the outside offer?\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>I spoke calmly: \u201cI\u2019m not hopping. I\u2019m quitting to start my own business-a private equity fund. Initial fund size of a hundred million, I\u2019m putting in ten million, Rex will raise the other ninety.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>He looked amused: \u201cYou don\u2019t even have a hundred grand in your accounts. Where\u2019s the ten million coming from?\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>I pointed to the reports on his desk: \u201cEarly exercise of my 1.5% StarMed stock options, then use them as collateral for financing. Exactly ten million.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>He closed the file, voice soft as a blade: \u201cHoney, option exercise requires board approval, and I happen to chair the compensation committee. I don\u2019t approve it, you get nothing.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019d expected this move, so I pulled out the second document-\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u201cEmergency Shareholder Proposal: Motion to remove VP Dylan Morrison from all management positions at StarMed Medical and subsidiaries.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Grounds: Suspected related-party transactions and misappropriation of company assets.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>I signed my name in the proposer section.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>His pupils contracted sharply as he finally realized I wasn\u2019t here to negotiate-I was declaring war.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u201cStella Parker, do you understand the consequences?\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>I smiled: \u201cSure do. You\u2019ve got four planted votes on the board, I only have two. But don\u2019t forget-minority shareholders can vote in person, and I\u2019ve invited media to livestream the whole thing.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>I checked my watch: \u201cTen o\u2019clock, presentation hall. See you there.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Ten sharp, the presentation hall was packed.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>I threw my PowerPoint onto the big screen:\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Slide one: Ownership structure of Swiss Art Consulting Company-ultimate beneficiary: Dylan Morrison, 100%.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Slide two: Past 12 months, StarMed Medical paid Swiss Art Consulting $48 million in \u201cbrand consulting fees\u201d for promotional posters.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Slide three: Payment records versus Christie\u2019s auction records-that 1.18-carat diamond ring, buyer: Swiss Art Consulting Company, paid by Stellar Trust No. 1.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>The room erupted.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Dylan sat in the front row, expression unchanged, just gently spinning the diamond ring on his finger like twisting a dagger.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>I shifted gears: \u201cFellow shareholders, this isn\u2019t about me personally-it\u2019s about StarMed\u2019s cash flow. That $48 million could have bought a new production line, could have saved three R&amp;D projects, but instead certain individuals used it for \u2018brand consulting fees\u2019 to cash out and buy\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>10:00\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>You Thought Cilantro Was Just a Flavor? It\u2019s Actually My FU, Cheater!\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>18.4%\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Chapter 5\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>so-called promotional posters.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>I clicked the remote, red text flashed on screen: \u201cRemove the VP, recover the funds, establish employee stock ownership plan.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Thunderous applause.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Dylan stood and walked over to me, speaking just loud enough for us both to hear: \u201cStella, you can\u2019t win. Before the board votes, I\u2019ll make sure your ten million collateral plan crashes first.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u2661 (0)\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>(0)<\/p>\n<h3>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You Thought Cilantro Was Just a Flavor? 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